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re: Fellas, Date a Woman With Her Own Place
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:52 am to BayouCatFan
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:52 am to BayouCatFan
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I did laugh the first time, but after that it got to be annoying.
that's seriously some of the funniest shite i've ever heard, man. did you find out why she said that phrase in particular?
you could do a stand up routine centered around this
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:58 am to Masterag
Every other woman I have been with I think of sports as we are going at it in order to last longer. I make it a rule to never think about sex. For example, I will go over the lineup for the 86 Dodgers.
With her I eventually only thought about sex so that I would get mine as fast as possible. It was basically a race to the finish.
She was a Georgia fan was why she screamed it. Her poor roommates. Think about how pissed you would be if sound asleep at 2 am and your get woken up to,"lettttt thoooosssseeee bulllldooogggs loooooseee!!!!!"
That wasn't even my weirdest sexual experience. I once went home with a woman who shows me her new tattoo on her foot. Its a penis cumming on a cherry. She told me her son helped her pick it out. I was a bit freaked out, but she had huge fake tits so I ignored my misgivings and enjoyed myself.
With her I eventually only thought about sex so that I would get mine as fast as possible. It was basically a race to the finish.
She was a Georgia fan was why she screamed it. Her poor roommates. Think about how pissed you would be if sound asleep at 2 am and your get woken up to,"lettttt thoooosssseeee bulllldooogggs loooooseee!!!!!"
That wasn't even my weirdest sexual experience. I once went home with a woman who shows me her new tattoo on her foot. Its a penis cumming on a cherry. She told me her son helped her pick it out. I was a bit freaked out, but she had huge fake tits so I ignored my misgivings and enjoyed myself.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 1:10 am
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