re: Ever take a gander at the social media of former romantic encounters?

Every so often I'll look at two to see if they are still married. One has a few kids and time hasn't been kind, but she was undoubtedly the love of my life. Young drunk me just fricked it up. Repeatedly.

The other was a smoke show then, she's a smoke show now. And when the inevitable divorce happens, she's getting a casual heeeeeyyyy. She's a dead lay, but she's sexy, smart, awesome to be around and an anesthesiologist.