re: What’s the craziest thing you ever seen in a parking lot?

Saw one of those big heavy lumber carts at home depot gradually pick up speed before slamming into a brand new pickup.

One time I saw a lady pulling around a concrete pillar in a parking garage she cut the corner. She ran the entire side of the truck across the corner of the pillar. It peeled that bumper strip off the doors and turned it into a pretzel.