re: Predict plot if Rian”Star Wars Ruiner”Johnson was allowed to make Avengers Infintiy War.

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Fat Asian guy form Spider-Man homecoming definitely gets 45 minutes of uninterrupted screen time completely useless to advancing the plot.

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He places a prank call to Thanos that lasts about 10 minutes. Then Captain America uses his power of flight (yeah flight because Johnson don’t give a damn) to collide with Thano’s space ship, but it kills him. Black Widow becomes the new leader of the Avengers when Iron Man and Groot go to some other planet to find a guy who one time heard about the infinity stones but they get sidetracked freeing oil miners from slavery. Meanwhile Black Widow all of a sudden becomes the MCU’s version of superman as she lifts buildings with her mind to blockade Thanos who realizes he might be the bad guy, but only because he’s misunderstood. Thanos gets 12 minutes of screen time by the way, including the 10 prank call.