re: How can someone be fat and homeless at the same time?

Better question:

How can someone begging for money have an I-phone?

I remember not long after the I-Phones came out there was this 30-something bitch begging for money at an intersection with an I-phone.

Here I am on the way home from my shitty job with a shitty Samsung phone and this bitch is begging for money talking on an I-Phone.

I rolled my window down, signalled her over, and asked 'Do you need money?' Bitch said 'yes'. Told her 'sell your phone' and rolled up the window.