re: So the uninsured ahole who ran a red light and hit me...

You bunch of dumb fricks. I’m a defense attorney. And I handed the deputy a piece of paper with the name, address and phone number of the eyewitness, and I pointed to him. The black female deputy had already made up her mind that she wasn’t giving this old black man a ticket (except for no insurance). She said to me “I’ve got all the eyewitnesse I need” and turned and walked away.

You would be lucky to have me as your lawyer, dude. I promise you that.