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re: Is "Prosperity Gospel" incompatible with the teachings of Christ?

Posted on 1/29/18 at 8:40 am to
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79386 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 8:40 am to
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Thank Christ I was brought up Methodist. We are chosen to do all the fun shite and roll right through the Gates.



Average Methodist Sermon:

Hymns/Catholic-lite trappings

A reading from the book of Winnie the Pooh Learns About Sharing

Offering

Pastor tells us a slightly funny, completely uncontroversial and modestly relevant anecdote

Sermon: Why Sharing is Good (complete with one or two references to God)

Sending forth: Go out and share and be nice

Source: Searching for a Methodist church right now
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 8:43 am to

You left out the Gloria Patri, Doxology and Apostles Creed. And communion on First Sundays. And hot hiding from others when gathering football booze at 12:03.
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