re: 'Shrooms Are the Safest Drug You Can Take

Had an odd medical call (vol fire dept and EMTs) responding to an "animal bite". Requested no lights or sirens when responding.

It was a group of teens being teens with a reluctance to give a reasonable explanation of how/why a teen was bit in the arse by a donkey after midnight in a remote pasture.

We weren't there to bust them, we just needed to know what we were dealing with. Turns out they were hunting shrooms when a mean mule got them.

Injured teen had to bare his arse to us for treatment while his friends laughed and even the professionals lost it and were laughing with his friends as they verbally roasted him.

Good times, lol.