re: What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?

I took a decent looking chick home from the bar one night in my early 20s. We start fooling around and i notice she has that not so fresh smell going on. I was hammered drunk so wasnt too bothered.

As things intensified I go down on her. Well the smell and my level of drunk combined at the perfect time and I projectile vomit on and in her. I felt horrible about it and tried to explain I was just too hammered. Lol it was bad but we both powered through and continued in the shower.

No lost testicles but it was funny as frick.