re: First peak at Han Solo movie

You guys have it all wrong. This won't be a women's power movie.

Here's my prediction:

Han and Lando are often seen discussing the intricacies of having a gay interracial relationship in cloud city, which is ruled by a guy who's name is just Donald Trump and he's always ranting about Wookies needing to stay on their own planet. By the end of the movie, Trump is defeated and Lando wins the election to rule cloud city. His first order of business is to open the borders to the Wookies and make gay marriage legal.

Chewbacca is going to be a gay analogy made fun of by the other Wookies for being a big softy who hates violence. Han befriends him and they share a passionate kiss before Lando comes and they have a three way suck fest. It's a really graphic and brave scene.

Then they give the Falcon to some random girl who makes the Kessel Run and Jaba is revealed to be a huge opponent of gay marriage who put out bounty hunters to shut down the galaxies cutest love story.

The last scene is Han going to confront Lando's violent ex boyfriend turned gay basher, Greedo, and as he walks into Mos Eisley Cantina he clutches the feminist rainbow flag he always carries in his pocket for strength. He is seen putting it back into his pocket next to his black lives matter flag as the credits roll.