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re: Couple wants me to wear a GoPro at their wedding.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:22 pm to LSUneaux
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:22 pm to LSUneaux
DO IT! Here are your tips for success ...
- You have to be prepared to provide a running commentary through the entire day, starting with waking the groom up from the coke fueled bachelor party that ended 3 hours before you have to be at the church and continuing until you pass out after busting a nut on the bride's sister sixteen hours later.
- Play by play of ceremony in golf voice is required.
- Crotch shot of the bride as the garter is removed is a must.
- Tucker Maxesque "toast" is necessary.
- All bathroom trips, including coke bumps and at least one monster dump, should be recorded.
- if there is a live band, you have to sing at least one song from the stage.
- You should encourage guests, especially females,
to make snarky remarks about the bride while discreetly filming them. She wanted to know every detail of her reception? Great! Now she knows.
You get the picture. Go for it.
- You have to be prepared to provide a running commentary through the entire day, starting with waking the groom up from the coke fueled bachelor party that ended 3 hours before you have to be at the church and continuing until you pass out after busting a nut on the bride's sister sixteen hours later.
- Play by play of ceremony in golf voice is required.
- Crotch shot of the bride as the garter is removed is a must.
- Tucker Maxesque "toast" is necessary.
- All bathroom trips, including coke bumps and at least one monster dump, should be recorded.
- if there is a live band, you have to sing at least one song from the stage.
- You should encourage guests, especially females,
to make snarky remarks about the bride while discreetly filming them. She wanted to know every detail of her reception? Great! Now she knows.
You get the picture. Go for it.
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