re: Why is Ponamsky trying to push Canada out?

I swear to god if that bumbling baw hires his BBQ buddy as the fricking offensive coordinator of the LSU football team after all the years of offensive incompetence and nepotism we had to endure from Less Smiles, not to mention the wasted talent, Ill fricking quit this goddamn team and blast them every week on TD until the Four Horsemen come riding in and the Earth is scorched in fire and brimstone. Ill rip MY fricking shirt off.

Cross me coonass.

I dare you.