re: Dumbest Criminal in History

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Went to a call one time on a conv store robbery. Guy pulled a six pack out of the cooler and went to the counter to act like he was going to buy the beer. Dumbass pulled out his ID for good effect and when the cashier opened the cash drawer he did a snatch and grab. Luckily for us he put the beer and his fricking ID on the counter as he was snatching the cash and hauled arse out of the store. We picked the guy up later that night at his house stoned out of his mind.

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I heard about a case once where a guy knocked off a convenience store. He put an item on the counter with a $20 bill like he was making a purchase. When the cash register opened he pulled a gun and demanded the contents of the register.

The register had about $15 in it. The genius ran off with that and forgot his $20 bill.