re: I've never had a favorite women's tennis player.

She sounds like my inner monologue would sound.

Boss: We really appreciate your work this year, here's your bonus because we believe in taking care of people

Me (out loud): Well sir I'm just happy to be on such a good team, I really value working here and I'm glad we were successful.

Me (in my head): frick yeah, if the project had crashed and burned but I'd still got this money, my personal feels wouldn't have changed. frick your company, y'all would lay me off in a second if the stock dropped. We're even.