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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack

Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:14 am to
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11868 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 2:14 am to
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My goal in life, is to have sex with an alien if they do arrive. Male or female, I'm getting the butthole


Let me save you some pain and aggravation from my personal experience...

The sex will be just aight, but two days later the alien will find your key under the rock outside your apartment. She and her cousin will steal your worn out sofa, all your silver ware and the fifth of Seagrams 7 that you were saving for Thursday night.
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