re: Lunch Thread ™

Seriously? That's ridiculous.

I don't want to live in a society where friends can't point out their differences and then make fun of them. It's down right un-American.

I just cracked open a watermelon that is sweeter than goldenbadger.

Once I'm sure I don't have to do any more running around in the car, I think I'm going to invent the vodka watermelon mohito. That sounds refreshing since it's hotter than a 2 dollar whore on dollar day.