re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

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if your cat could eat you, it would. And deep down they know it's true

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So would a dog.

Plus, cat owners don't have to worry about their house being torn to shreds while they are gone because someone accidentally knocked on the front door.

Also, cat owners can leave the cat in the house on a long weekend (extra food and water) and not board or bother their friends. You try that with a dog, and your house will look (and smell) like the ground in a zoo's elephant enclosure by the time you get home.