re: Football and Your SO

This reminds me of the guy last year on the rant who posted about how he would rewind various plays to explain to his friends and family how the pre-snap motion took an LB out of position just enough for the play to work. He didn't understand why people were yelling at him to put the live action back on.

It is peculiar to want to watch the game alone in silence. You aren't transmitting telekinetic energy to the players. You can't will them to victory. Your thoughts on the play calling are literally worthless, otherwise you would be getting paid as a coach. Football season gives us a reason to spend time with people we care about. You have a girl who wants to hang out with you while you're doing something you enjoy. Instead you want to be by yourself so you can jerk off and think about what would happen if the staff were as smart as you. Grow up.