re: LSU big favorite against BYU!!!

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alcohol or sex

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Roger that! They're missing out on the good stuff.

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They don't have alcohol or sex to distract them from football.

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Man isn't that the truth. I work with a Mormon and have a bunch of people at the company that does the March Madness competition for basketball every year. A few years ago BYU was really good and had beaten Gonzaga the last game of the season - I thing Zaga was #1 and it may have been their only loss. I had kind of kept up with BYU Bball because of the co-worker. I picked them to win either 3 or 4 games in the tournament.

The day before or morning of the tournament the guy walks into my office and says "did you hear"? I'm like "hear what"? He says this guy (their best player) was kicked off the team. I asked him why and he said "he had sex with his girlfriend". I'm sitting there looking at him like he had just ruined my bracket with my mouth open waiting for him to say "AND APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T WANT TO".

He just stood there and looked back at me. Finally, I said "HE WAS KICKED OFF THE TEAM RIGHT BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT FOR HAVING SEX ???!!!???" The guy gets all righteous and starts telling me the player had signed his honor code and should have lived up to it. I had BYU winning three or four rounds and really wanted to jump up and punch Mister Righteous right in the mouth. Them's some weird damn people sometimes.

Luckily, I had time to change my bracket or it may have turned into a very shitty day for me.