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re: Norm MacDonald says that he's not completely sure that OJ is guilty of murder
Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:43 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:43 pm to lsuwontonwrap
NM is in my personal hall of fame if only for one joke. He was doing the SNL Weekend Update in '95 or so and said this, in his matter-of-fact tone of voice and with an incredulous semi-smirk on his face:
"After the OJ Simpson acquittal verdict was announced, Washington DC mayor Marion Berry urged both white Americans and black Americans... To help get him some crack."
"After the OJ Simpson acquittal verdict was announced, Washington DC mayor Marion Berry urged both white Americans and black Americans... To help get him some crack."
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:55 pm to Kafka
Weekend Update was the best during his run. He use to crush Michael Jackson
quote:
"Reports say that Michael Jackson's wife is now pregnant with the pop star's second child. Asked why he decided to become a father again so soon, Jackson explained
that his 7-month-old son is starting to lose his looks."
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After the announcement that Michael Jackson andLisa Marie Presley planned to divorce, Macdonald joked about their irreconcilable differences on Weekend Update: "She's more of a stay-at-home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile."
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