re: What's the deal with all the guys these days fawning over women like puppies?

The world would be a better place, if at the very beginning of every courtship, fellas would imagine their Betty Boo takin' a huge, stinky shite, wipin' her lily arse, and leaving the restroom without washing her hands. If more guys knew to find something wrong with slam pieces early on, you wouldn't see such high levels of groveling over the beautiful little biscuit.