re: Guy goes to Mexico to off himself, has life-saving bender instead

People think this is something to frick around with, it's not. You're wasting people's time, that's the most precious thing we have and you're just pissing it away.

Like the time it's taking me to type this out, I could be doing work or calling my Dad to tell him I love him. But no, my precious moments are wasted righting this wrong. frick you OP, frick you into the ground where you belong.