re: WFDT?

You could make it yourself? (And I mean that in the nicest way.) A bag of frozen cauli rice and a skillet are all you need.

I have my own quirks about it, it has to be just so. And to fool myself even more, I revert to my childhood and have to have the meat mixed in with the rice and gravy. Don't tell Gris, but the salad gets mixed in, too. Only then does it seem like I'm eating actual rice and gravy.