re: Silly things you've intentionally done to impress females

Ok, I remember I met some chick at a party. It was clear that I was competing with another guy for her the entire night and I was losing badly. Later that night they jumped into the pool together. I felt I had to jump in too so I can keep up. So I took my phone and wallet out and in a hurry in I went. I then realized that maybe I should have taken off my blue jeans. I spent the next four hours at the party standing around talking to people wearing wet jeans.