re: What is the worst vacation you've ever been on...

My dad wanted to do this whole wilderness fishing trip in Canada one summer.

I'm 15, just getting my first piece of steady snizz so I didn't want to go. Get to Canada, pig out at some Italian restaurant with garlic cheese bread on flow. Get in the rental car and about 2 hours in to our 4 hour ride I get the bubble guts and we had to pull into a rest stop that's closed. Crap my brains out in the bushes. Get to the fishing camp w/no tv. Every time we had to fish, we had to ride atv's for 2 miles down trails where every couple hundred yards we had to stop to move logs and pick up the boat trailer to get around blockages. Carry the boat and motor down a rocky bank, put the boat in the water then hook the motor up to the back of the boat. Every time on the lake we were chased by clouds of mosquitos. It was awful.