re: The price of a pint

Hard for this o.e country boy to pay 5 and change for a beer when I can get a six pack for that at da store. I usta love to belly up to the bar but now that I am older and not working I happily drink my beer by da fire pit and control my own juke box. Just so ya know how trashy I am I sat by the fire called my wife on the cell phone to bring me a beer and God bless her she did. TWICE!! Who needs bar room prices when I got fire pit service and I can apt her on the arse and not get slapped