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re: Golden Corral on Millerville
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:52 pm to white beans
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:52 pm to white beans
Can you imagine when the CEO's were coming up with the concept for that place?
CEO Burt Asstackle: So the chocolate fountain has been a big success in drawing frontbutts to our establishment, what's the next big idea?
Board Member Dick Beltloose:Marshmallow dinner rolls...?
CFO Chet Hurtgirdle: Sir, if I may opine, what are some other places that attract morbidly obese trash?
BA:Go on...
CH:State fairs. And what do state fairs offer?
Board Member Gus Diddleby: Deep fried chili dogs!
DB: Lardsicles!
Scruffy the Janitor: Cotton candy.
CH:Exactly. We will offer cotton candy to the frontbutts. It will be just like the Montgomery state fair! They won't be able to resist!
BA: Come now, don't you think that will be Too obvious?
StJ: No offense sir. Scruffy's just a lowly janitor and all, but the name of your restaurant includes a storage pen for large animals, and you feed people out of troughs.
CH:Excellent point.
BA: Cotton candy it is!
CEO Burt Asstackle: So the chocolate fountain has been a big success in drawing frontbutts to our establishment, what's the next big idea?
Board Member Dick Beltloose:Marshmallow dinner rolls...?
CFO Chet Hurtgirdle: Sir, if I may opine, what are some other places that attract morbidly obese trash?
BA:Go on...
CH:State fairs. And what do state fairs offer?
Board Member Gus Diddleby: Deep fried chili dogs!
DB: Lardsicles!
Scruffy the Janitor: Cotton candy.
CH:Exactly. We will offer cotton candy to the frontbutts. It will be just like the Montgomery state fair! They won't be able to resist!
BA: Come now, don't you think that will be Too obvious?
StJ: No offense sir. Scruffy's just a lowly janitor and all, but the name of your restaurant includes a storage pen for large animals, and you feed people out of troughs.
CH:Excellent point.
BA: Cotton candy it is!
This post was edited on 3/23/17 at 1:01 pm
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