re: Big Brother 19 - Season Long Thread

My long time coworker Jarissa is an empty headed casual, and when I showed up to work today she looked at me and said she loves how Jess and Cody are "America's sweethearts" and "finally being strategic." So I told her it was no wonder her parakeet killed itself with such a dumb, useless owner, and then I slashed the tires on her Toyota Tercel.





And yes, I stole that from Reddit.