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re: Teaching dolphins to speak English
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:31 am to Willie Stroker
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:31 am to Willie Stroker
Lilly started flirting with me. She really knew how to hang the bait. I used my best lines. She asked for my sign. I said Pisces, what's yours? She said Aquarium.
Lilly really knew how to drink. She drank like... like a .... she drank a lot.
From where I was sitting, I could see her clam. She told me I had nice mussels. My shellfish thoughts washed away as I started to suspect she was a hook-er. The last thing I wanted was a case of the crabs. So I told her I had a whale of a time, cut bait and left. Woke up with a bad haddock.
Lilly really knew how to drink. She drank like... like a .... she drank a lot.
From where I was sitting, I could see her clam. She told me I had nice mussels. My shellfish thoughts washed away as I started to suspect she was a hook-er. The last thing I wanted was a case of the crabs. So I told her I had a whale of a time, cut bait and left. Woke up with a bad haddock.
Posted on 2/14/17 at 7:36 am to Willie Stroker
After waking up, I felt eel and needed kelp. It felt urchint. All I could do was lie there on the deck like salmon fortunate sole.
My mullet headed room mate Marlin showed up after a night playing bass to Beach Boys songs on the perch with his band The Hanging Shads, and drinking Shiner. He pooled me into the bathroom. What I saw was sharking. On the floor was a bunch of used tarpons...from his adoring groupers. He took one look at me and said we needed to get to the hospital ... in case I needed a sturgeon. I made him promise to get us there quickly...by taking the Anch-O-V lane.
My mullet headed room mate Marlin showed up after a night playing bass to Beach Boys songs on the perch with his band The Hanging Shads, and drinking Shiner. He pooled me into the bathroom. What I saw was sharking. On the floor was a bunch of used tarpons...from his adoring groupers. He took one look at me and said we needed to get to the hospital ... in case I needed a sturgeon. I made him promise to get us there quickly...by taking the Anch-O-V lane.
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