re: Who has been to jail? Why did you do time?

I did about 18 hours in a shitty city jail while wearing fricking seersucker and a pink shirt after getting arrested while asleep in a parked car. We were meeting some girls after a fraternity party, our phones died and we got lost and pulled over.

I guess because I was white and dressed like a douche some dudes thought I could play chess, so I did that for roughly 5 hours. At some point we became like a pet cause for the more hardened degenerates and each time a guard would come around they'd all start yelling about how they needed to let the white boys go home cause we aint done nothin.

I eventually traded a Mondo fruit drink for a phone call from some other jailed guy who got to walk around freely for some reason. Probably wouldn't have gotten out until Monday otherwise.