re: Jim Harbaugh's son hit the girlfriend lottery

Puerto Rican flight attendant is doing it right. That way you get the super fine model looking chick to yourself, getting wrapped around your finger that you can eventually lock down and procreate with if you decide you want to, but in the mean time you keep your main girl halfway across the world so you can run through every coed in Ann Arbor and have a new batch of 18 yr olds every year.