re: Seen bigfoot?

Navy Submariner: Got put ashore on Andros Island, Bahamas along with 9 other shipmates to make room for some sound engineers

We arrive and beer is $.25/bottle at the base bar.

We got HAMMERED, stole golf carts and proceeded to wreck shite around the base. Playing golf cart polo, destroying yard decorations in the officer's housing area. I drunkenly stole a bicycle and tried jumping off it onto a moving golf cart. I failed miserably and have the scar on my chin to prove it.

We get back to the ship and our Chief of the Boat gives us a "get out of captain's mast free" card because he was recently stationed on the ship and he wanted to seem cool to the rest of the crew.

Great time