Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.

Double or nothing he eats it.

If you don't laugh even now watching:

Blazing Saddles
Airplane
Caddyshack
Animal House

then you just don't get humor in general.

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Posted by Breesus

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Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:07 pm to danfraz

quote:
Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.

Double or nothing he eats it.

If you don't laugh even now watching:

Blazing Saddles
Airplane
Caddyshack
Animal House

then you just don't get humor in general.

Nevermind that shite, here comes Mongo.

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Posted by Emteein

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Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:17 am to danfraz

quote:
Blazing Saddles
Airplane
Caddyshack
Animal House

I would add Spaceballs to this list, it cracks me up to this day.

Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!(Pulls down his helmet) Keep firing, Assholes!

and my favorite scene.

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happend to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
[Corporal rewinds the tape back to scene showing protagonists wandering in desert.]
Corporal: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Corporal: We have identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?!
Corporal: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Very good, set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: [increasingly flustered] When?!
Corporal: 1900 hours.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who!! [mask falls down]

ETA: I would also add Fletch, Chevy Chase at his best. shite, Fletch Lives cracks me up also.

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