re: Texas "Home" Bumper Sticker

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Yeah you tell those Texans to go home bro. You don't want them in TN showing up and building nice roads and schools and shite

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You've never been to Tennessee, or you only spent time in podunk cities. Texans are so great and resourceful their only defense against Texas turning into Little Mexico is to pack up their shite and leave the state.

We'll accept a few of them, but only the ones who will make Tennessee better. They have to come the right way. None of this coming in the middle of the night, sneaking across the southern border shite.

There are rules.
They must learn the language, assimilate, and renounce all ties to their former state. They will be allowed to root for the Cowboys or Texans. They will be allowed to quietly root for the Aggies, but their children will be Volunteers and will bleed orange. If we find out any of them are rooting for the longhorns, they will be sent back along with their family.