re: Today I Learned

So it takes Judge Spicer

three weeks to get back to town,







and he says, 'Well,

did you actually see it? '







I said, 'No. By the time I got there,

Marshal White had already been shot.'







Then Spicer leans forward

and he says,







- 'Well, can't have a murder

without a witness.'







- What?

- Case dismissed. Can you beat it?