re: Biggest Jerk move you have ever made

One time when I was a kid I was at the Country Club and I was sneaking the remnants of left-over drinks from the bar and I accidentally drank one with a cigarette butt in it. It made me nauseated and I went outside and Dr. Beeper's Porsche was parked there with the sunroof open and leaned over and I threw up inside the sunroof. I'm sure they didn't appreciate it when he found out about it.

Good times.