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re: Things you should never do!
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:27 pm to touchdownjeebus
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:27 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Where the hell were you when I needed this advice?
I think most of us have had the opportunity to experience crazy sex at one time or another. I finally got to where I made sure all valuables and money were locked away in the safe and that there was only one loaded gun loose in the house, and it was located somewhere on my side of the bed. Girl had no knowledge of it.
Funny story, my dog actually put one crazy on alert in the middle of the night. She had rolled over and thrown a leg over me when the dog jumped up on the bed growling and snarling at her. She got the distinct opinion that she was about to get a second a-hole torn if she didn't back away. Come to find out the dog knew what she was doing. Crazy arse bitch left early that morning before I woke up and stole about a third of my food pantry on the way out. Confronted her on the phone (she was 90 miles away by the time I got up), and her response was that she had never seen so much food. Never dawned on her that some of us stock up so we don't have to keep driving into town all the time. Haven't let another woman spend the night at my house since. Stick to hotels or her place.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:29 pm to damnedoldtigah
That sounds like a hooker. I think they're just talking about bipolar sorority girls.
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