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re: So would you give Chanandler Parsons a max deal?
Posted on 6/25/16 at 2:11 am to THRILLHO
Posted on 6/25/16 at 2:11 am to THRILLHO
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ETA: The biggest downside to bringing Parsons to NOLA is that he'll pull 10% more pussy than Smiht did. You thought your random hookups were dry between 10-14? LOL, you ain't seen shite yet. You'll be ripping some hottie's panties off in your apartment, feel a surprising tap on your shoulder, and turn around to see Chanandler with his gorgeous smile saying "Don't worry my man, I'll take over for the rest of the night." You'll start to ask him how he got into your locked apartment, but then you'll realize that it's a losing battle and sulk into the bathroom to rub one out into a half roll of toilet paper.
That might be the most disturbing plus/minus I've ever seen about picking up a NBA FA. Just too descriptive..
Back to the question.. no. I wouldn't sign a guy to the max that just had knee surgery. He can't pass a physical and there is no way to tell how well he will recover. He has had issues with the same knee before. Just not a gamble we can afford right now..
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