re: Things you can't comprehend people not realizing they're being douches doing

I agree with all you listed and will add:

- People that block the aisle with their shopping cart.
- People that cut their grass early morning on a weekend.
- People that fly to the front of a line of traffic, causing merging delays.
- People that place multiple orders at a drive-thru.
- People that don't courtesy flush while shitting in a public restroom, hell people that don't flush period for that matter.
- People that don't wash their hands after shitting/pissing.