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re: What's the Best DUI Defense You Ever Heard?
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:44 am to DingLeeBerry
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:44 am to DingLeeBerry
I know a guy that got a DUI, but beat a possession charge by shitting on himself. Neither of the cops wanted to touch him and he was able to toss it before being booked.
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Posted on 6/18/16 at 4:10 pm to Ed Osteen
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I know a guy that got a DUI, but beat a possession charge by shitting on himself. Neither of the cops wanted to touch him and he was able to toss it before being booked.
True story, we responded to a one vehicle accident once and the guy had been drinking. The wreck totaled (rolled over) his truck and boat. As we tended to him there was a stench in the air and a suspicious brown substance on his forehead and head. Yep, he shite himself and had it all over him. He seemed oblivious to the crap on his head.
Mr Craphead refused all medical care because he was afraid of being tested for DUI. He had no obvious injuries and we cant force them to go to the hospital. None of the cops wanted to arrest him and put him in their car so he was let go. One of the cops was about to puke over the smell which was funny.
The dude finally got a friend to come pick him up. His friend made him sit in the back of the truck for the ride home, lol.
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