re: What's the point of marriage?

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If you want a hot young woman to share your bed with outside the bonds of matrimony, I would move out of the South, if I were you. The Southern girls want the big wedding and the big ring.

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Single girls down here are perfectly content sharing a bed. Every damn one of them. "Southern Belles" are a rare breed. 99% of the girls down here will spread their legs if you look at them right