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re: My mother-law just sent a text to my wife and I wishing us a happy anniversary

Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:08 pm to
Call the flower delivery company and tell them to tell your wife's job that they had a bad batch of flowers and had to scramble this morning to find new ones.

Then, order something from a place she knows out of town and leave work early to go pick it up and pretend you've had it all day.

Make some reservations.

Then, when you get home, tell her you thought she'd forgot and you didn't want to spoil her surprises because you didn't forget
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