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re: I have some shite I need to confess
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:51 pm to hendersonshands
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:51 pm to hendersonshands
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* I'm afraid of geese
You should be. By exBIL got attacked by one at a pond. Nearly lost an eye and did lose his honor and manliness as he ran screaming like a bitch in front of his wife and two young sons.
My cousin got attacked by one on my grandma's farm after we pissed it off real good whipping it's arse with some light sabers. He was always a little fatter, slower and less athletic than me. Like the saying goes,"I didn't have to be faster than the goose. I just had to be faster than him." He's scare of geese now. He got his arse handed to him.
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