re: Stardew Valley is the love child of Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing

There I was...walking around.

Spied a pretty girl on a dock. Turns out she's into nature.

She likes salads from the forest...I gave her some berries.

She wanted me. She asked me a question I had to answer.

Next time I saw her I wanted to show her how into nature I was. I wanted to give her scrounged up salad the piece de la resistance.

Bitch turned down my kelp.


You are dead to me, Leah.

I'm going to do an about face on "types" and go for the bartender who's into girly things.

To become an heir to my Mayonnaise empire, you have to respect the thoughtful gifts I give. At least ol' blue hair just wants a rich guy so she can buy things.

She can get my mayonnaise.