re: What's the most absurd ticket you've ever received ?

got pulled over coming back from spring break by florida hwy patrol. We were going 73 and he was in the other lane traveling in the opposite direction. That same instance a mini van passed up going about 85mph.

cop hits the lights whips it around and i'm 100% positive he is going to get the van. To the point where i was saying "they got yo arse". Well he pulls us over. Says we were doing 85 and both without seatbelts. Gave us speeding ticket and seatbelt tickets which we both had on. Dont know how you can see that with both vehicles traveling 70 in opposite directions. He also wrote us a warning because we had a sticker on the truck that said "Dont be a D*ck". over 350 dollars in bogus tickets.