re: Society is so screwed. People have no morals anymore

So little Johnny goes into his parents bedroom one night and catches his dad wearing assless chaps and his mom wearing a cheerleader outfit, and they're just going at it. Little Johnny says, "it's time for you to put me to bed." His dad says, "ok. Just give me 20 minutes, and I'll come put you to bed."

So 20 minutes goes by, and the dad goes to check on Little Johnny in his room. He opens the door, and there's Little Johnny fricking his grandmother. His father says, "what the hell are you doing?" Little Johnny replies, "it's not so funny when it's your mother, is it?"