re: Is there anything funnier than a Scotsman on a tirade? (probably NSFW)

Someone in the comment section translated...
"Where the frick am I meant to put my weight! I can't even put on the roof it's dead thin I can't hold on to the gutter what am I meant to do with it! Eh Andrew come hold it for 5 minutes, you fricking wank stain! Don't put- Don't shift your weight, what what the frick are you talking about? I cannot put my weight on the fricking roof, I can put my weight on the gutter, where's it meant to go?"