re: House cleaning

Almost every wife does this. Then they become friends with the maid. Then when maid starts messing up the laundry and ruining my favorite shirts I can't fire the maid. Then when I ask my wife if we can just keep paying the maid, but not let her do the laundry my wife says "No! That would hurt her feelings!" So now I pay the maid and have to buy new shirts all the time. But I out kicked my coverage so I just grouse a little and smile when I cut the check. Anyone who says I need to control my women etc is young and single. You married guys know exactly what I am talking about!