re: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job?

Weirdest: an employee and a member walked into a small office, closed the door, had sex, then walked out as if no one knew what had happened. It wasn't weird per se, but I bet they were weirded out when we all stared at them.

Grossest: a shite trail going into the women's bathroom, leading up to the stall, then on the toilet. We were told to clean it up and a buddy of mine said "I bet the underwear are in the trash can." Sure enough, they were. Pooped in and all.

Biggest smh: when an assistant manager used to close the store, he and his wife would load up his van with "free" groceries.