re: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job?

A buddy of mine was a trucker and he hauled livestock. He once had sheep and stopped in junction city, Oregon by a railroad passing to let the sheep get out. He heard a sheep bleating and saw a transient going to town on one. He took his electric prodder and zapped the guy in the arse. The guy turned around and said "you pervert!" and ran off. That some weird shite.